GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. An